Simon och Tomas blogg

There were 3 things my father told me about life;

1) Always walk fast enough so people think you know where you are going

2) Never have sex on a bus!!!???

3 Never let your hair cover the top of your ears.

All of this advice I have taken on board and it has served me well. That is why I am off to have my frippa dealt with. Have to look presentable for meeting and greeting in Gävle tomorrow. Having looked at myself in the mirror I think I have 2 options. Both will give that attractive man about town, sophisticated, well groomed look I am after.

 Just for your knowledge Tomas, the english have no problem with nudity………so long as its done at home, tastefully, in private and quickly!